Askreddit is not your soapbox, personal army, or advertising platform. She didn't, like, see me. Hold on to your ass cuz shit is going sideways here. AskReddit comments other discussions 1. The pumping begins, but shortly I have a better idea.
Innocent Christian boy jerks off to the Bible.
Probably the weirdest moment of my life. Including my Space Jam pillowcase. Not really but I was very happy to find that girls could masturbate. Either way, thanks for not freaking about about it, Mom! Normal Childhood over here with parents that weren't intrusive for the sake of being intrusive.