The combo of Pink Floyd and spa treatments is less yin and yang and more pure contradiction. Want to learn more about the types of massage? Main menu Open search menu. Wondering what is a couples massage, what to expect when you get one, and how to act while you're there? Vaginoplasty makes the pussy pop with symmetry no more mud flaps for us and our nether regions are hairless—why not have a glistening pucker you can eat a salad off of? Portland is home to dozens of spas where you can get all your aches and pains kneaded away by capable hands. The problem is, a person can only get so many hot-stone massages and third-eye oil drips before feeling the urge to punch the masseuse in the babymaker.
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You can try, but it's best to leave manipulation of internal organs to surgeons and the good Healing Arts Team at Breitenbush. Porn stars, of course. You've got to ask for it. Someone called and asked if we did it a month ago, that's the first I've heard of it. Reporter Laura Shinn called a dozen local spas in her quest to find proud practitioners of anal bleaching. The Euros, those freaks. It's worth a try.